The One-Step Beauty Product for Your Entire Face

The following is a paid advertisement:

Are you sick of messy, oily makeup? Are you tired of lugging around heavy bags of beauty products? Do your arms get sore from spending one, two, even three hours a day getting pretty? Well then, eliminate your eyeliner and liquidate your lipstick, because Masker-Aid™ has just the thing for you.

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Masker-Aid is the only one-step beauty product for your entire face. In less than a minute, presto, your makeup is perfect and you’re out the door.

That’s right! Simply choose from one of our many pre-painted beauty masks, and “wrap” it to your face with the heat from an ordinary hairdryer.

Masker-Aid Application

If you’ve got a hairdryer and a box of Masker-Aid, you’ve got your ticket to beauty!

Masker-Aid brand beauty masks are a revolution in the world of cosmetics. Each mask is an affordable, all-in-one makeup solution featuring foundation, blush, eyeliner, lipstick, glitter, and everything else you need to look your absolute best.

Simply place the beauty mask over your face, and gently blow-dry on high heat for 30-45 seconds until the delicate plastic shrinks and clings to the contours of your face. It’s as easy as that!

No more lipstick on your teeth. No more streaming globs of mascara every time you cry. Masker-Aid is clean, smudge-proof and water-proof. Plus, Masker-Aid naturally exfoliates your skin upon removal.

This is a truly life-changing product!

Audrey Before


Audrey After

Audrey AFTER (modeling the "Blind Date")

BEFORE Masker-Aid: Audrey was feeling dumpy and depressed. She wasn’t skilled in the fine are of makeup application, and could never afford the best brands. Needless to say, Audry didn’t have a job and couldn’t find a man.

AFTER Masker-Aid: Let’s just say, Audrey got a job and got a man.

Sheila Before


Sheila After

Sheila AFTER (modeling the "Cosmopolitan")

BEFORE Masker-Aid: Sheila woke up at 3 a.m. every morning to get started on her makeup. She would spend her lunch breaks reapplying lipstick and eyeliner. By the time she got home from work, all she could do was sleep. Sheila was a strung-out wreck.

AFTER Masker-Aid: Now, Sheila is the life of every party.

So take a chance and see what this ground-breaking product can do for you. Masker-Aid has a wide variety of styles to fit every mood and occasion:

The Original

The "Original:" you can't go wrong with a classic

The Pageant

The "Pageant," our most popular product!

The Backstage Pass

The "Backstage Pass" opens every door

The International

The "International" for that sophisticated look

The Dominant

The "Dominant" makes you the boss

The Tart

The "Tart" takes your face back in time

Look for Masker-Aid at these fine retailers: Coming soon to a fine retailer near you.

With Masker-Aid, you can’t help but smile.


Patent pending. This product has not been approved by the FDA. Masker-Aid cannot be responsible for personal injury resulting from the use of this product. Some airbrushing or Photoshopping may be required in order to achieve desired result. For best results, shave or pluck eyebrows and facial hair before using Masker-Aid products. Avoid perspiring when wearing a Masker-Aid product. Do not use Masker-Aid near an open flame. Promptly extinguish all fires that result from use of this product. This product has been known to cause hair loss and suffocation in laboratory orangutans. Masker-Aid is not for everybody. Do not use Masker-Aid if you are pregnant or nursing, or if you take nitrates for chest pain. Side effects are rare, but may occur once in every two uses. Discontinue use immediately and seek medical attention if you develop any of these symptoms: sudden and severe acne, skin rash, suffocation, dry mouth, headache, vomiting, diarrhea, lightheadedness, excessive perspiration, hepatomegaly, spherocytosis, hemochromatosis, membranoproliferative glomerulonephritis, interpersonal problems, narcissistic personality disorder, delusions of grandeur, general apathy, or suicide ideation. ALLERGEN WARNING: Manufactured on equipment which processes products containing milk, egg, soy, wheat, shellfish, fish, tree nuts, peanuts, latex, penicillin, grass, pollen and mold spores.  Masker-Aid is not endorsed by Blake Manning or The Long Talk Variety Show.
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